March 17 is Saint Patrick’s Day,
St Patrick’s Day, Patrick’s Day,
St Paddy’s Day, or Paddy’s Day.
IT IS NOT
St Patty’s Day or Patty’s Day.
Not this year. Not last year. Not ever.
Please also be reminded that when you belly up to the bar, you should not order an Irish Car Bomb or a Black and Tan. These refer to horrible moments in Irish history. People died, y’all. My Irish friends don’t find these drink names amusing, and you shouldn’t either. ’Nuff said.